For years, Cissy Stag has been told to “give people a chance” and that “looks aren’t everything.” But after extensive self-reflection (and even more extensive swiping), she has come to a firm conclusion: her love is not, and never will be, literally blind.

"Look, I’m not a perfect 10, but I’m also not out here pretending I don’t have eyes," she explained while adjusting her hinge settings to ‘tall and hot only.’ "I support body positivity, just not in my own dating pool."

Despite criticism from men she would never date anyway, Cissy stands by her stance, citing years of failed experiments in ‘personality-first’ dating.

"Every time I’ve lowered my standards, I’ve regretted it," she admitted, scrolling past yet another text from a man with ‘kind eyes’ but questionable bone structure. "At this point, I feel like I’m doing a public service by being upfront about what I can and cannot tolerate."

At press time, Cissy was last seen unmatching a man who claimed to be ‘gym active’ but had no visible traps.