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Man Who Won’t Say ‘I Love You’ Has No Problem Making Full Eye Contact During Sex

Man Who Won’t Say ‘I Love You’ Has No Problem Making Full Eye Contact During Sex

Despite his inability to verbally express affection, local man Tyler Graves has demonstrated zero hesitation in maintaining intense, unwavering eye contact during sex—staring so deeply into his partner’s soul that it should legally count as a commitment.

“I just don’t really do words like that,” Tyler explained, while effortlessly whispering ‘You like that?’ mid-thrust.

For months, his girlfriend, Jenna Lewis, had been subtly (and not-so-subtly) hinting that she would love to hear an ‘I love you.’ Instead, she got:
“You feel so good.”
“Look at me.” (But won’t look at her in daylight.)
“Come here.” (Emotionally? No. Physically? Always.)

“I tried to make eye contact with him at brunch once and he physically recoiled, but during sex? It’s a staring contest I did not sign up for,” Jenna said.

According to experts, this behavior is “alarmingly common” and a classic symptom of men who can access emotional depth, but only while thrusting.

When asked for comment, Tyler maintained 15 seconds of intense eye contact before walking away without saying goodbye.

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