¯\(ツ)/¯ (previously Washington D.C.) —The nation is in crisis. The President of the United States has been doxxed. His private residence—a location previously known only to top government officials, school field trip organizers, and the back of every U.S. history textbook—has been leaked to the public.

His address? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Yes. The White House.

For years, the President’s home has been a closely guarded secret, visible only to those with access to Google Maps. But now, with this information recklessly spread across the internet, security experts are calling it the most severe breach of classified intelligence since someone posted the nuclear codes on WikiLeaks (allegedly).