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Man Terrified He’s Become a “Favorite Person” to Women with Borderline Personality Disorder—Local Woman Assures Him, “You’re Really Not That Special.”
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Man Terrified He’s Become a “Favorite Person” to Women with Borderline Personality Disorder—Local Woman Assures Him, “You’re Really Not That Special.”

Templeton immediately took to Reddit to confirm his suspicions, posting in r/relationship_advice under the username SigmaAlpha420:

If a girl texts me good morning and good night every day, compliments my existence, and once told me she’d ‘probably die’ if I ever abandoned her, does that mean I’m her FP? Also, is there a way to stop this from happening?

His post received over 300 responses, most of which suggested that he “simply not be the worst” or “stop leading people on with minimal acts of kindness.” However, one reply, from user SoftBlockQueen, cut straight to the heart of the matter:

Literally no one is choosing you as their Favorite Person, Chad. Calm down.

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